Botchagalupe

My Alter Ego (johnmwillis.com)

Mar 28
Blow Fail

Blow Fail


Crosswalk Fail

Crosswalk Fail


Expensive Car Fail

Expensive Car Fail


Mar 21

The best laid schemes o' mice an' men

Gwinnett County GA is planning to drop traffic light cameras.  It seems that they budgeted the cost of the cameras based on the amount of money they would make from traffic violations from the cameras.  However, their plan failed due to lower traffic violations and thus revenue generation because the cameras lowered the infractions overall.


Mar 18
Wife’s Night Out Fail
Husband:  How was bunko last night?
Wife:  I won big last night…

Wife’s Night Out Fail

Husband:  How was bunko last night?

Wife:  I won big last night…


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Is not going to be a Millionaire FAIL

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Is not going to be a Millionaire FAIL


Cat Fail

Cat Fail


Mar 16

37 musicians across the world playing 1 song


Stephen Hawking rick rolls auditorium and the audience goes wild…


Mar 15

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Mar 10

If you have 10 minutes to kill, and you have a wandering soul, you might want to try this one.


Mar 8

Teaching Kids How to Code


Mar 3

Anyone looking for a great sales guy?

A very close friend of mine is looking to get involved with an invoative technology startup.  I have known Tad Hill for over 20 years and he is one of the most remarkable sales executives I have ever known.  Here is a quick summary of his background:

a few highlights of the last 20 yrs

- (Oct 2006- May 2008) Regional VP for Quest Software. Managed an organization of 5 Managers and 35 reps,Responsible for 40 Million Dollar quota. was # 2 region in North America in FY 2007

- (June 1999- Oct 2006) Regional Manager for Quest Software. Led teams of up to 14 people. Was #  2 Region in the country twice in that period of time

- (Sept 1993- June 1999) Global and National Account team leader for Platinum Technology. # 1 Commercial Rep in 1995 and # 1 Global Account Team in 1996

- (Sept 1988- Sept 1993) Landmark Systems Corp. Major account rep # 1 Rep two times

- As a builder and leader of teams, consistently outperformed my peers and In 10 years of being an account manager was the # 1 rep 4 times and was never below the top 10%. Was with my first two companies for 5 years each and was with Quest for 9 years. I feel that my longevity with each company and track records while there speak for themselves.

If you are interested in talking to Tad please feel free to ping me at botchagalupe @ gmail dot com.


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